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Aboriginals 

The people who had the country Australia first. You know who stole it? The people with the muskets who ran a ship in the country and killed aboriginies.
Personity 1: "I like Britian."
Personity 2: "Oh, the guys who took australia and caused the American revoulution. Yeah I "'like' them"
Personity 2: "The moral is Aboriginals are the people who had Australia first."
Aboriginals by ManlyPerson February 27, 2020

Aboriginals 

Dark skinned people who are the true Australians. The white people are just british convicts.
White: im Australian
Aboriginals: no your not. your a british convict who shipped here and tried to wipe us out but our population is growing, so take that you freaks.
Aboriginals by AndreaCow April 8, 2006

aboriginal acquisition 

Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.

Aboriginal Hebrew 

Aboriginal Hebrews are both Aboriginal americans and hebrew people who've been in ancient America For the longest times in American Archeology B.C. to be exact way before Columbus stepped foot on American soil, there are ancient artifacts that factually proves this to be correct .
I'm an Aboriginal hebrew and our melanated people have been in America since ancient times even before Christ , we are both aboriginal americans and Hebrews we are one.
Aboriginal Hebrew by Spokentruth October 13, 2019

australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper 

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!

Aboriginal American 

The first inhabitants of America, often mis-labeled "Native Americans".
By definition, any person born in America is a Native American. The Aboriginals however, AKA American Indians, were here first.

Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.

Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.

It is true that Aboriginal Americans are also Native Americans, but it is also true that every other person born here is a Native American as well.
Aboriginal American by Ruhbee! August 28, 2006