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a japanese cookie that when eaten, gives you gas and heartburn.
Daniel: hey martin wanna try these new japanese cookies?

Martin: OOOO i want cookie!!!

next day

Martin: Dude, that joompu gave me serious gas. and i dont know if it was the cookie, but i got a nasty heartburn.
joompu by pietrzak February 4, 2007
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an alternate name for "jumper", as used in the beatles song I am the Walrus
"Oompa oompa stick it up your joompa" (I am the Walrus)
"That's a wicked joompa you got there, where'd you buy it from?"
joompa by ooookenny! June 26, 2007
Related Words

Joombuloos 

Can be used to describe a girl with massive tits
yo that girl Sam over there is rather Joombuloos
Joombuloos by JoobuloosJoe October 21, 2020

joompois 

he's joompois quick
joompois by btb2006 November 12, 2018
sleepy and adorable , only for J’s
I love you joombug
joombug by superhany December 11, 2019
sleepy and adorable . Preferably for a name that starts with a J.
My boyfriend is such a joombug!
joombug by superhany December 11, 2019
A shortt sweet girl ,who's mindblowing with short hair cut ,gym forms part of her life ,light colour suits her the most . She's the perfect form of cuteness and is addicted to pictures. She and her best friend would have the goal to become neighbours.
There's joomun in my happiness, and heaven sent joomun to me
joomun by Joomun November 24, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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