Definitions by pietrzak

joompu 

a japanese cookie that when eaten, gives you gas and heartburn.

Daniel: hey martin wanna try these new japanese cookies?

Martin: OOOO i want cookie!!!

next day

Martin: Dude, that joompu gave me serious gas. and i dont know if it was the cookie, but i got a nasty heartburn.

joompu by pietrzak February 4, 2007