Fartwhistle Brown

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.

Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"

by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011

Fartigo

Farts that are so pervasive, they compel jumping out of a window.

Chris gave me a serious case of fartigo after his lunch at Taco Bell.

by Chad-zilla May 5, 2011

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012

Fartyr

A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.

I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012

Fart tag

A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.

Anyone want to play fart tag?

by Stefonfan April 5, 2015

Fart Nazi

A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.

The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.

My boyfriend farted in the shower just before I got in! He's such a Fart Nazi!

by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015

fartboxed

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

by bumboys May 6, 2016