A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.
by cbredeso December 27, 2011
by Rockin' Ronnie June 20, 2020
The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
by MarzRoidRage March 01, 2018
A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.
“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”
by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019
by Markim May 13, 2018
The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014