chopper

A tobacco cigarette laced thoughtfully with cocaine.

"goddamn, that chopper got me chopped up!"

by laz_ January 19, 2008

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

crupper

a bong or hookah that is small...about the size of a soda can or soda bottle

"dude, i picked up this crupper at the head shop so i didn't have to carry my huge heavy bong around the house"

by Jay Moore October 13, 2006

chopper

A murderer or serial killer, i.e., someone who will chop you into pieces. Usually found in lonely places wearing shady clothing, such as hoodies and backpacks (used for carrying chopping apparatus).

That guy looks like a chopper. He'll cut you to pieces and throw your remains in a river.

by Jennsky November 5, 2012

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

chopper

1. a helicopter... duh
2. a custom motorcycle
3. a fully automatic assult rifle or sub machine gun
4. spinners that look like theyre chopping or slicing when the car pulls up to a stoplite
5. a custom convertible, that would otherwise be an ordinary hardtop coupe, with the top "chopped off" by a skilled professional at an auto body shop, a "chop shop"

3. "front door swang open like, wham! niggas point choppers at me like uncle sam"
4. "still choppin on dem buttons, im struttin and lookin fresh"
5. "remember i could get ur block knocked off... bentley coupe wit the top chopped off"

by roosack March 21, 2007

Chopper

Any person (male/female) who gives head.

NOUN

1. She is a chopper.
2. I just got chopped.
3. Are you trying to chop (action verb)?
4. You choppin (must use without the "g")?

by Kevin Wells January 20, 2006