Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

Tri Song Clause

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then go. Also known as Three Tune Condition

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Tri Song Clause!

Julie: Nah, i hatet the last three songs, dunno if I should stay any longer...
Mary: The Tri Song Clause says you should!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

Flick It Clause of 2014

A defense maneuver used when one becomes the subject of a window dicking, where the defender flicks the tip of the dick, hoping to scare off the assailant.

Knowing that Q-tips are too painful and require too great precision, Peacock knew that there was only one way to scare Chuckles off. It was the Flick It Clause of 2014 that would do the trick.

by Pnutman95 October 27, 2014

What a clusterf***

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation

dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***

by Epictailz January 26, 2017

canyon city cluster fuck

When an inmates anus is turn’t-out due to a cluster of black people raping his butthole in prison.

Yo dawg, we really canyon city cluster fucked that honky cuz his Anus be prolapsed ‘n shit! He be turn’t-out!

by tbizzy2 August 28, 2019