I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Hwa Chong Institution

Top school in Singapore, brother school to Nanyang Girls' School. Expected to master Chinese but some don't. Some students like visiting the Kiddy Room but always get freaked out.

Random relative: Woah you kid can hor score 270 in PSLE, what school you going to ah? Raffles Institution or Hwa Chong Institution?
Kid: Hwa Chong maybe? It is near to my house.

by yunnaXD March 31, 2021

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

by shadowfox001 June 9, 2010

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019

chong

The word means good-looking or attractive, more so than an average person. Often used in british chav clture, along with those kids with their coat hoods up.

"Oi, look at dat boi with dat fit bod! He's chong!"

by louisa May 13, 2005

chong

its just weed, dude!!

'you been on the chong/chongin'?'

by soph August 31, 2003