anal cheese

When someone eats mac and cheese before going to take a dump and your poop smells like the cheese.

Cuong: Mom, I don't want any mac and cheese.
His Mom: Why?
Cuong: I always get anal cheese .

by Dr.Shlong February 24, 2013

chuck e. cheesed

When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.

worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."

teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!

Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"

by lohhrahhh March 1, 2008

cheesing

Verb
To become high by way of snorting or sniffing cat piss. Cheesing can cause a psychedelic trip where the person cheesing visits a fantasyland where they get to fornicate with the boob princess. Trey Parker and Matt Stone discovered the miracle effects of cheesing.

Adjective
To describe one who is high on cat urine.

Cheesing was the topic of episode 3 from season 12 of South Park titled "Major Boobage"

-Get the fuck out Kenny! Stop cheesing with Kitty-Kitty!
-I am cheesed out of my mind
-I will grab my pussy then we can go get cheesed.

by A Cheese Head March 26, 2008

spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

by Tetay October 21, 2006

Cheese Water

It's another way to say not good

That party last night was cheese water

by slamborn November 15, 2011

shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Cheesing

Finding glitches or finding an easy way to beat a game. A hole in the game like a hole on cheese.

Do you guys want to do the raid legit or do you feel like cheesing it?

by BTrainBennett January 12, 2015