PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!
PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!
PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.
by TheRealNinjaMike September 9, 2004
Get the Bone Check mug.Short for temperature check. When somebody who has no intention of following up with a conversation sends a short message, to see if you will reply. Usually used by exes.
Dude, Jenny just sent me a text with just “hi” written.
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check
by Crakodi June 3, 2018
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They said they want to surrender, but I needed to bitch check them first. So I sent a man out in the open to fire at them and they didn't fire back.
by Black Ninja July 3, 2005
Get the bitch check mug.1. To strike a man in the testicles with great force for the purpose of gender verification.
2. Getting kicked in the nuts.
2. Getting kicked in the nuts.
"When Tim tried to do a trick on his bike, he crashed and got man-checked."
"If you keep whining, I'm gonna man-check you!"
"If you keep whining, I'm gonna man-check you!"
by Delfic May 24, 2007
Get the Man-Check mug.When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
by flave6123 June 16, 2010
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