Bitchell

When a person (preferably called Mitchell) does nothing but complain.

Guy 1: “damn it’s cold outside”.
Guy 2: “stop being such a Bitchell”.

by De mannen November 26, 2018

Biatched

Complained about something using various body parts other than your mouth.

I biatched my boyfriend out for putting it in my ass without permission.... nearly crushed his dick.

by Memphis123456 March 19, 2019

BeachedWhale

A whale that got stuck on the beach

A fat person that lays on the couch

Look at that Fat Chick, she looks like a BeachedWhale.

by Logan g 2323 April 18, 2019

Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

BACHE Thanos

The best English teacher with the best hair in the universe even better than his mom thanos

That’s the BACHE thanos of our school

by Noliefactman April 30, 2019

Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 23, 2019

Bitchelor

A bitchelor is an unmarried man who complains about being single like a bitch. A bachelor, but with a hateable personality.

"Did you hear Jeff complaining the other day? I heard Susan dumped him." "Yea, he's such a bitchelor."

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020