brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 8, 2017

Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people

Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."

by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017

Maura and Matthew

Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.

Omg have you heard about Maura and Matthew?! They're so freaking cute!

by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018

Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018