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Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
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Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
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A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
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