Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

by the 70th alternative account December 16, 2023

big man in the red suit

Nick names for Santa Claus

The big man in the red suit was coming down the chimney on Christmas Eve.

by Bonny Eagle December 20, 2016

Suit Suffrogate

The system was designed a specific way but you only found out recently how it actually works.

He takes his anger out on people because he recently became a suit suffrogate.

by breakboy72 September 09, 2017

stuffing a suit

When you murder someone and stuff their remains in a mascot costume.

"Hey dawg, what are you doing?"
"Nothing mate, just stuffing a suit."

by HoberStoopid April 05, 2021

New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent

Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.

by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018

sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 26, 2014

Suit-Cheezer

Somebody who always wears a suit to flex everywhere he goes.
Work, Gym etc.

*At the BBQ*
Larry: 'Why the fuck is Max wearing a suit?'
Garry: 'Oh he is so a Suit-Cheezer'

by sad_programmer September 05, 2018