sobig

A rapidly spreading exploit of any windows system where the user hasn't patched their fucking brain to not run email attachments.

I run sobig daily to test my network equipment.

by The Darkness August 27, 2003

sobig

A Virus that rapes your computer hard until it breaks down and cries.

oooooh, it's so biiiiiiiiiig

by Rob D. August 28, 2003

sobig

Something that is very big.

Emtarkanderundersgunderson's dick is sobig.

by Emtarkanderundersgunderson August 28, 2003

sobig

size of a woman with a small hand compared to a mans tiny dick

only reason she was all over him was sobig

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

soberility

when one comes into a beer pong game after sitting on the side lines long enough to get a little bit more sober

tony has more soberility then me

by jjd097 November 11, 2006

soberies

The people that don't smoke or do drugs. Noun version of sober.

The soberies hid all the beer in the party.

by Its a word January 4, 2011

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012