Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

Sexual sanity

Ones ability to control logical thinking when dealing with intense sexual gratification

That scrub is so spun out from seeing my perfect tds he's lost all sexual sanity

by Lastskpirate May 18, 2025

Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded

I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

by John Schnitzle January 2, 2026

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.

Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.

by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017

high from hand sanitizer

When you sniffed too much hand sanitizer you get real high, I can't stop laughing and then eventually you realize your high so that you stop acting like your high cuz you know your high.

Shhhh..... Laugh laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆😂😃😄😅😆

Hey are you good bro

Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer

Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer

by Weirdo Chlo September 17, 2020

National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

It writes itself

“Bend over you fuckin heathen before I bust your bones into a soggy style position for you” - Me on National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

by Niggacumshitfart April 13, 2021