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scoop and score

Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.

criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and

2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)
guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score
by blue.eyed.winter January 14, 2010
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scoop shovel

large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )
Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!
by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006
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scolops

the inhaled smoke from a bong or hooka
We were pulling scolops from the bong
by Generic Vic September 23, 2006
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schoope

The shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking.
After the nasty Hoegaarden i suffered through last night, my shit was a blend of wheat beer and diarreah, formally known as schoope.
by Tap 21 January 5, 2010
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Scoop

Scoop- a word used instead of a "swear word" so inplace of the swear just say scoop, it's funny, makes sence, and gets the point across.
I got to take a really big scoop (sh*t, but don't actually say sh*t)
And it's gonna hurt like a scoop (bi*ch)
So you better scooping (f*cking) get out the way b4 i scooping (f*cking) kill u
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scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.
"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014
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Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped
"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."
by smax615 January 27, 2015
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