Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

Nonce

A derogatory term meaning “non-nazi”

I hate hearing all this positive stuff about Anne Frank, she was a fucking nonce

by The Fürher September 10, 2020

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Nonce

A kind person

Ali : "He's a nonce right?"
Alfie : "I know he is such a kind person"

by Deffo the truth December 6, 2023

Nonce

Child molester

Maria pinner from Spain is a nonce

by Crack head hunter September 1, 2019

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

Nonce

A slang term for ‘Nice person’ , typically used in the United Kingdom.

‘ Oh, he’s a nonce’ she said

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023