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Naked nonce 

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children
Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce
Naked nonce by Jexma September 14, 2021
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mong nonce 

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )
Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.
mong nonce by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
Adult Nonce by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022

thunder nonce 

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.
"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

Golf nonce 

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”
Golf nonce by Stegner June 4, 2023

tyler the nonce 

Tyler the nonce

Tyler is a old man who pretends to be a kid by using a body suit and fiddles with the kiddies

“Don’t take Tyler to the park! We don’t want another incident
If he’s called Tyler he’s Tyler the nonce
Don’t take Tyler the nonce to the park! We don’t want another incident with the kids