grape gape

when you stretch out you "gape" your ladies ass, stick your "grapes" in there, then screw her while politely asking her to cough or clench her distended anus to massage your testicles. also appilcable to men or animals that understand you.

"hey jim, what did you do last night?"
"You're mom! I have her a grape gape!"
"Dude she's 80!"

by dhunter May 18, 2010

Graped

squirting Dasani grape concentrate directly into your mouth.

dam you just graped to hard

by Drdefreeze November 3, 2013

Grape snow cone

When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she squeezes the shaft and just sucks the tip and it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone.

Alan Jackson song Chatahoochee” I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”

by Mike Oxsmells January 6, 2019

Grap

a short form for "ganster rap" Is used to describe extremly offensive music.

"Did you hear that new grap song?"

"The one by that super rude rapper ganster? Yeah i did."

by grapper98 January 16, 2010

grape soda

A stereotype of African-Americans, of unknown origins. Often used as a racial slur.

"Yo, Grape Soda! C'mere! I got some KFC and watermelon for ya--you people love that shit, right?"

by ResoNate33 February 28, 2017

grape drink

a purple drink that black people have with their meals
it can be in the form of kool-aid, caprisun, welcha's, or just squized grapes,

it to be said in a weird way with the back of your throth to where it will sound like
grrraape driiink

(just during a random moment)
one of the mebers of TAKK-grrraape driiink
then the rest of us-grrraape driiink!
then others saying it-grape drink
then us- no, grrraape driiink


go get me some grape drink bitch
i need me my grape drink
i done did runded me outa some grape drink
you best be getiin me some grape drink if you dont wanna whoopin

by the T in TAKK August 18, 2008

greasy grapefruit

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

by burning swan figs March 31, 2010