goose

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass

by the wet d May 21, 2013

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

Goose

A unit in which to measure the amount of pressure applied to a lever or pedal

Easy Roberto, don’t give the old volkswagen too much goose!

by anonymous October 26, 2017

goosing

goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....

last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.

by L briggs September 25, 2006

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008

Goosed

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

by Bagelnose November 18, 2020