crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Crandle

A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.

"Crandle! Get out of that piano! Never trust Crandle"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

crank it up

Taking a relationship to the next level!

We should crank it up a notch

by T I R G September 9, 2016

yank me crank me

an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)

Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups of yank me crank me

by klg4567 April 27, 2007

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

cranging

It involves the inserting of eels into the anal cavity with the help of a nude asian friend. Then the ejecting of said eels out of the cavity as projectiles.

The asian chixor laid on her back with her partner cranging the eels into her anus, she then proceeded to crang them out.

by Daws and Samuel April 23, 2004