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Utah State University

Founded in 1888 Utah State University was originally known as the Utah State Agricultural College and was established by an act of the Utah Territorial Legislature. The agricultural roots remain and students from USU are known as Aggie's.

Today however the university has expanded far beyond Agricultural Science offering hundreds of B.S. M.S. and Ph.D. degrees. The school is widely hailed as being a research school and has sent more experiments into space than any other university in the country which has earned it the nickname of Utah Space University.

The main campus is in Logan, Utah, but there are sattelite and regional campuses in each of the 29 counties of Utah. As of 2008 student enrollment at the main campus consists of about 14,000 undergraduates and 4,000 graduates while regional campuses put the total enrollment close to 25,000.

Aggie's take pride in their athletics and are known as some of the craziest fans in the country. Many sports media figures have been amazed when the attend basketball games in Logan, Utah comparing the frenzied student section and atmosphere at Aggie games to that of ACC universities known only for basketball.
I attend school at Utah State University, the greatest university in the world.
by Universal_remonster December 30, 2008
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Utilitarianism

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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utzz

Utzz is a term made popular from the handball player rookie who generally exclaims the term when he hits the ball. Some handball players have taken it to the next level and say utzz for almost anything. But it is usually used as a "got you" term. You will pretty much only hear this term in NYC especially on handball courts. It may be spreading to other areas such as Florida where they also pay big blue handball.
Yo dude I was getting mad girls' numbers at every club I hit up, it was like utzz, utzz, utzz.
While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2 I got caught in an air combo and my opponent exclaimed, "utzz!, utzz! utzz! utzz! utzz, utzz, for each hit"
"UTZZZZZ! cried the man as he ejaculated a huge load on to her face.
The girl was so frustrated that her boyfriend never made her cum, that she screamed UTZZ! and punched him in the balls.
by bubblebuttsquirrel August 25, 2010
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utah rainy day

The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus.
Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked cum all over her, I decided to give Sheila a Utah rainy day.
by ipsquad April 19, 2009
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University of Utah

1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.

2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.

3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.

4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."

Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
by monzon November 24, 2009
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util

Small computer program, usually to perform a single system related task. Abbr of utility; aka tool.
- I couldn't recover my deleted files from my sd; that util did not work.

- I'm gonna dl all of the ftp://suppa.warez/windoze/utilz, asap; before it's taken down.
by manigordo July 30, 2010
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Utica Club

Liquid Gold. A great brew even when it is lukewarm. One of the few good things about Utica.
"Hey bro, can you pass me a heaven in a can?"

"You mean a Utica Club?"

"Yeah."
by broback January 23, 2014
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