1 definition by monzon
1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
by monzon November 25, 2009