The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
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The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them
The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them
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A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
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