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scrotium

A building material similar to vibranium, but harnessed from a scrotum. Objects build out of scrotium have a leathery texture and hairy exterior, both of which are dependent on the age of the material's benefactor.
I wanted to build my own Iron Man suit, but since I don't have any vibranium, I had to resort to scrotium instead. It's not as sturdy and durable, but the intimidation factor more than makes up for it.
by Steed Hardcastle August 15, 2022
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Scrotun Riding

The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.
Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."
by HereForTheLaughs October 10, 2022
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SCROTUS

The area between the ball bag and the starfish. Regarding humans it's called the perineum. This region for whiskered clams is also the perineum...but cannot be classified as scrotus due to the lack of a yamsack being present. Both standard biological genders may also use the word taint to describe this area. If the human has no gender then they have no perineum to speak of.
Billy demolished his scrotus when he made an error performing on the balance beam.
by Yamsack October 11, 2022
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scrotoma

n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.

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Oooo! You like that don’t you baby!?

Sorry? Were you touching me? My surgeon said that after my operation I would have a very numb, very large scrotoma.

Well, it’s numb all right, Sugar. But from here it don’t look all that large.
by gnostic3 November 7, 2022
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SCROTUS

Da "organ of origin" of Monica Blewinsky's infamous dress-stain --- i.e., Slick Willie's man-milk sack dat produced da messy white stuff dat Miss Luscious-Smoochy-Lips sucked out of him.
Da POTUS SCROTUS scandal was so complicated and sensational dat it took a ruling by da SCOTUS to finally quiet things down.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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SCROTUS

“So-called ruler of the United States

Also because President Biden resembles a shriveled set of male genitalia, especially around eyes.
“SCROTUS finally visited East Palestine, OH a year after the area was polluted by our weakened infrastructure which he was supposed to “build back better” but instead sent all our money to his son’s former employer in Ukraine and war profiteers. He the same to Americans in Maui, while putting up illegal migrants in hotels with food budgets Americans don’t get.
by God.Family.Country February 20, 2024
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Scrotemaxxing

The act of pounding your scrotum until hard and calloused.
Man 1: Whats with all the yelling from in there?
Man 2: Oh that’s just Terry, he’s only one week into scrotemaxxing, no pain no gain amirite?
by ShrekLover69420 March 19, 2024
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