God.Family.Country's definitions

fish dance

(Verb) The awkward flailing and stiff legs seen when someone gets knocked out in a fight but has yet to fall down.

The kid got hit so hard he did the fish dance before he hit the floor.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

Bangy

v. to have sex.

"How'd it go with that girl last night? You bangy?"

Popularized by the film Magic Mike XXL

by God.Family.Country August 1, 2016

SCROTUS

“So-called ruler of the United States”

Also because President Biden resembles a shriveled set of male genitalia, especially around eyes.

“SCROTUS finally visited East Palestine, OH a year after the area was polluted by our weakened infrastructure which he was supposed to “build back better” but instead sent all our money to his son’s former employer in Ukraine and war profiteers. He the same to Americans in Maui, while putting up illegal migrants in hotels with food budgets Americans don’t get.

by God.Family.Country February 20, 2024

Ditch

Verb. To murder or kill someone.
As in “to dig a ditch for a dead body”

“You take of everything, and she’s coming to pick us up?
“Yea, and I think she wants us to ditch her husband too.”

by God.Family.Country December 17, 2018