scrotumhead

1. One whose head has been replaced by a scrotum, also known as a ballsack.
2. An unpleasant person; Someone whom you dislike.

1. I feel so bad for that scrotumheaded kid I saw on Maury. That is, once I stopped laughing.
2. My teacher is such a fucking scrotumhead. He made me stay after school for calling him a cockwrangling ass-smuggling fuckbutler.

by MajorPain November 17, 2003

scrotumed

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.

We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.

by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017

scrotumhagen

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen

Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!

by Colin April 11, 2005

scrotum head

scrotum head ( \';skrô-t;m\ \'hed\): a marine, called so beacuse of their shaved head. also known as a jarhead.

when i grow up i want to be a scrotum head just like daddy!

by dogma January 6, 2008

scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.

ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless

by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004

Scrotum Head Disorder

Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.

Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.

Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"

by Harry Potthead 2 August 4, 2016

Scrotumed

To be scrotumed:
Steps:

1. piss off a girl (or guy, doesn’t matter really)
2. Get kneed in the sack
3. Inhale slowly

4. Scream at the top of your lungs
5. Yell "Ive just been scrotumed"

Jason got scrotumed when he was kneed in the balls

by DyslexicMelon February 25, 2018