baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

baby seals by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

sealing the envelope by Anonymous July 16, 2003

the pact is sealed 

What happens when the Death Knight seals the pact.

From warcraft iii.

THE PACT IS SEALED, NOOBELF,gtfo

the pact is sealed by Pow October 4, 2004

sealooker

Generally used by homosexual asian men from Hong Kong in the search for other individuals of the same persuasion.

"Wong is such a sealooker"

sealooker by Sealooker November 3, 2006

my lips are sealed 

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

my lips are sealed by The fondler March 30, 2007

clubbing baby seals 

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

clubbing baby seals by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

Harper sealing 

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

Harper sealing by Egypt April 22, 2017