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Regerian Philosophy 

I'm drunk, I'll worry about it in the mornin.
Any time your drunk, and something goes wrong, the proper attitude to have is to continue to have a good time that night and just worry about the problem in the morning. The degree of drunkeness is directly proportional to the degree of the problem that is deffered to the next morning. Example: If your just a little tipsy and somebody burns their face off in a freak gasoline-fight accident, you take the nigga to the hospital and you worry about the shit at that time, but if your really fucked up and your good passes out in the woods and you think they die, but your too drunk to care so you leave him by himself way ass out in the fuckin woods passed out and as far as you know, dead.... but you justify it as ok cuz you're drunk... you'll worry about it in the morning (Classic Regerian Philosophy)
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robert grady 

Robert Grady is attractive, self important, smart, demeaning, arrogant and hilarious.
Robert Grady: hello
Girl:*swoons
RG: Similarly to the wombat, you are not very attractive. But you are exponentially less intelligent I'm sure.
Girl: (walks away) a hot guy talked to me!
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Boy: what school do you go to
girl: robert l bland middle school

boy:*runs away*

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person 1 : whos robert sheehan ?
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"hey man where did you go? you must be givin' em the ol' "Robert Bell"

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I'm just gonna Jill Roberts it, one step at a time.

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