Pure Potato

When picking potatoes and sorting out the good ones from the bad...

Feargal: aw this potato is rotten, and this one, and this one.

Sinead: YAY!! this ones pure potato!!!!

Feargal & Sinead (do the mash potato dance)

by Marie :D November 11, 2007

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

PURE FILTH

When men need some help with the females... they hunt and find the Pure Filth girlie... she is a sight to be seen. Not only does she gather phone numbers like no other, she knows everyone and anyone, can get you into anywhere for free, can get you chatting to the hottest girls and boys --- as they are all her friends.. AND... has done most things but is never called dirty as her reputation is in tact due to the fact that she only pulls the hottest guys... and nobody messes with this girl otherwise you may find the tennis, rugby, football and err... badminton teams on your ass!!!!

Jamie + Tim: "My god Ollie your sooooo dirrty!!!"

Ollie: "I'm not dirrty!!! I'm PURE FILTH!!"

by Pure Filth October 25, 2006

punce

An mildly offensive word used in conversations to replace such words as 'shit' etc...

"That Mr. Smith teacher, he's a bloody punce!"

or

"Those blokes outside the resteraunt are punces for looking at us like that!"

by Reuben December 21, 2003

Pure Romance

A company that sells romantic products designed by women. Products include massage oils, candles, bath products, scents, body lotions, and personal toys.
Pure Romance in sold in "Party" atmospheres, where one woman will invite a bunch of friends to her house, and then a Pure Romance consultant will give a little demo of some of the products. The ladies order their products from the consultant. Then they go home and try out their new fun toys!

Suze: Hey Shanna! Do you want to have a Pure Romance party? It's a really great way to get all your friends together and have a girl's night in!

Shanna: Sure! I've been wanting to get some new toys!

by [e-mail] February 4, 2010

in app purchase

Bullshit that mobile game makers make you do to get stuff in their games, or even play it more without waiting 24 hours.

I spent too much money on in app purchases and now I'm broke.

by Flii May 13, 2017

porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

by Markoo420 September 25, 2006