Procrapstination

The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.

I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.

by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

Procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

"im bored" said the lobster as he procrabstinates

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

oh not i CANT STOP procrabstinate ing

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

Procrastibation

Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time

Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!

by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018

Procrastibating

When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off

I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes

by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018