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parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Perving

To look at or to look up someones profile on a chat room or site where members can sign up and upload pictures of themselves
Sorry, i was just perving you Missy, but your hot!
by wardrock January 28, 2007
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Parsinator

the 1337est guy in the world. he plays all kinds of games under the alias's
1. *~Parsinator~* (at times a clan tag in front)
2. Parsi
3. Parsinator

he pwnz everyone in everything
PARSINATOR PWNED ME !!!11one
by John Smith :-) January 17, 2004
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parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.
Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.
by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016
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Pardinbumper

A silly sort of man that bumps into only the finest of chicks so as to say "Pardon me... by the by, what was yer name?"
Tom Creachy was alone at Vicky Lamborghini's Super Trooper party, he was only invited because he has a good deal of cash. He sees Trini Alligator (who is quite fine) and bumps his hip carefully into hers.

TC: "Oh... pardon me miss... by the by what is your name pretty thing?"

TA: "I don't want to do this you pardinbumper. Goodnight."
by Buster McGooo August 10, 2009
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Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina
The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.
by Fyzbo September 26, 2014
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Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 2, 2018
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