mailbox

Inviting target for heaving melons. Melons may include paradise melons, watermelons, or "gallon" melons. Quite satisfying when contact is made. Points given for damage done. One point for contact, two for dent, three for knocking it sideways, four for knocking it completely of post, or schfifty-five points for taking out the pole and the box.
(That's a record that's only been done once)

"Hey Garrett, let's go mailboxing!"
"Sure, but only if Chase doesn't drive"

by MacGarrett the Conquistador June 2, 2005

voice mail hell

When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.

I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?

by Joel 1952. May 28, 2006

Mail it in

If the term Mail it in originated from the movie, Van Wilder. It has evolved to be used more so in sports now. When a team actually has a chance or shot to win or contend, and they don't even put forth their best effort. Or perhaps settling for par in a quarter to save someone for later in the game or in 1 game in a series of games, or in a playoff stretch. When a team or manager doesn't believe they have a chance, but the fans or players actually do, and a critical decision is made that pretty much lets everybody know.

Fan,"They are only 4 games out with 2 weeks left, and Griffey isn't even the lineup, I can't believe they mailed it in".(the season) Fan,"bottom of the 9th, up 1 run, and you don't bring in the stud closer because you used him last night,they are mailing it in". "The manager is goin to mail it in".

by brian kessel September 22, 2006

Mailman

verb. To steer the car from the passenger seat, usually while both the drivers hands and attention are to be occupied. (usually lighting a fatty or bowl.

It's allways propper to thank your passenger for doing his duty.

Driver:Mailman!
(passenger then leans over and takes the wheel with one hand)
*lighter clicks* Puff puff pass.
Driver:Thanks Bro.

by bradwerd June 11, 2006

E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Mailbox Hijack

When people, usually teenaged boys with no life, randomly drive around drunk around 3 in the morning and steal mailboxes for their pure enjoyment.

"We had to call the police this morning and report a mailbox hijack."

by Lady In The... August 19, 2009

mailise

A cross between michael and lisa that resulted in a perfect little miracle. She is funny, outgoing, sexy, and smart. There is only a few mailise's in the world so find yours and hold on to her.

Mailise was so smart she passed her SAT in the 95th percentile.

by mastahdebater February 7, 2010