Maggie

really ugly, so insecure. bit of a rat

Maggie: Hey Indi and Halle how are you?
Halle and Indi: ew go away you ugly rat

by dddevil April 29, 2020

maggot

A slipknot fan

Johnie was a maggot. Who killed his family? Was it the bigots or the hypocrisy?

by Mike January 13, 2003

Maggie

Maggie is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine to survive.
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.

If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.

Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."

by secretninja2323 July 10, 2011

maggot

the most hardcore, freaking insane fans in the world. maggots are Slipknot fans but more insane, sic and amazing. We beat eachother sensless in concert, mosh in our thousands and most importantly, enjoy the music that saved our lives. theres no real reason for our beating and moshing, its just how we are. we were given the name 'maggot' by Slipknot's drummer Joey because we 'feed off Slipknot's music'. Maggots could be absolutley ANYONE you know, theres no set stereotype for us :) so we could be your neighbour ;) ...

miss wilkinson , our normal and uninteresting teacher, turned out to be a maggot who's favourite passtime is headbanging to her Slipknot CD.

by lucretia something December 27, 2011

crunk maggot

someone who is crazy, drunk, and a huuuge fan of slipknot

your mum
that kid ish a crunk maggot

by your mum is fat August 13, 2008

mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Maggie

When a man slaps someone across the face with his dick.

This chick was giving me head when I decided to pull my dick out and give her a Maggie.

by Shykester January 4, 2013