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Linger

when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus
Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”
by Yee yee121 July 9, 2019
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Longoria

The act of applying crunchy peanut butter, grape jelly, and mayonnaise to a flower tortilla then wrapping said tortilla arround ones sexual organ, proceeding to fap and ejaculate into the entire used-to-be foodstuff.
He went to his room and pulled a longoria.
by Deeznuts49 September 10, 2019
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lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk
my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this
by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019
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lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk
my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !
by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019
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Loner

A lady boner. The equivalent of a hard on for a woman. Like an erect penis but as a vagina.
Oh baby, that hot, shirtless, sexy man is giving me a loner!!
by Mhmmmmmbaby October 3, 2019
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Langer

Someone who goes to a party, and when they realize the party's bad, they run out of the party under the excuse they're late for something.
At my birthday party, we had three langers. I cried in my room that day.
by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019
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