goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

goon cruiser by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Goon Swiping 

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

Goon Swiping by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

goon-maxxing 

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:

I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.

goon-maxxing by HaliPotter October 27, 2024

Goon Juice 

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.

Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.

Goon Juice by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024

goon teddy 

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

goon teddy by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

Goon Coccoon 

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".

I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.

Goon Coccoon by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025

goon-show 

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

goon-show by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025