A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.
- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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by goosedork December 13, 2009
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by wordcreatorfromvirginia April 7, 2010
Get the false that mug.Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.
When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.
by prettylittleaces January 13, 2011
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A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.
Person: "What? Nevermind."
FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"
Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.
FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"
Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.
by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011
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57 notifications!! Wow Im so popu...ah damnit theyre all falsenotifications from Andrew's status comments. I'm so lame.
by Mabannon May 11, 2011
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