farsehole 

When a fanny and an asshole become one . I.e. When your perineum tears during labour .

My farsehole ripped so bad that I don't know whether to piss out of my ass or shit out of my vagina .

farsehole by Mooter January 28, 2017

Freehole 

Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole

We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee

Freehole by Roobeer May 23, 2020

farthole fucker 

A person who engages in rough anal sex.

The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.

farthole fucker by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

arseholed 

Extremely drunk (British Slang)

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.

arseholed by The Professor June 5, 2003

dance of the flaming arseholes 

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

dance of the flaming arseholes by Ben Govett August 10, 2006

Sarsehole 

a person who is a sassy arsehole.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarsehole.

Sarsehole by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Fasshole 

A combination of the words "fat" and "asshole"
Most often used when describing an offense made by an overweight person.

"Hey! That fasshole totally just cut me off!"

Fasshole by cinderelmo December 23, 2005