Farser 

A slang term for an academically minded and athletically challenged individual.

Did you see Fraser monopolize that academic meeting, he is such a farser?

That group of so-called intellectuals over there with their disdain for undergraduate students are such farsers.

The smartest Grade 12 cannot even bounce a ball - he's such a farser.

Farser by zuker January 27, 2010

sam_farser 

A amazing editor

Have you seen sam_farser’s new post

sam_farser by Coreset October 20, 2021

Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers

Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

Farmers league by RationalFootballFan from Chile January 1, 2023

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017

university of the fraser valley 

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.

A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley

university of the fraser valley by deemstar October 13, 2017

Republican Farmer 

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.

Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.

Republican Farmer by Master of The Factory August 22, 2018