FalseQwap

A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.

Person: "What? Nevermind."

FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"

Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.

by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011

Falsenotifications

The Facebook notifications you get when other people comment on things you have also commented on, write on event walls of which you are attending, or other useless notifications that are not aimed at you thus creating a false sense of gratification for having a said notification(s).

57 notifications!! Wow Im so popu...ah damnit theyre all falsenotifications from Andrew's status comments. I'm so lame.

by Mabannon May 11, 2011

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011

Failbeing

(n.) Failbeing: One who tries to dabble into one or more crafts or professions but fails miserably.

Matt: "...so you're like a hybrid, except you suck at all things."
Courtland: "So I'm just a failbeing then?"

by Thom1337 June 13, 2011

Falsebooking

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.

Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.

by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011

Failception

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.

I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N

by Plysomack September 12, 2011

Failscale

The level of failure that just occurred to a person, place or thing.

That was a 88 on the failscale.

by imdehaas October 1, 2011