Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer July 31, 2008

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

cougar

eamon gray

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"

by a seventh grader May 2, 2022

Cougar

Woman who desires a younger spouse

Faith is a cougar because tonio is a child

by Yes that’s true January 31, 2023

Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022

Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024