3 definitions by Lobo1492

Mom-or-Cougar

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie dude is with his mom or dating a cougar.

Jack: Mom-or-Cougar?

Jill: Cougar
(pause)
Jack: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 3, 2020

Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.

Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 3, 2020

Mom’s Weekend

A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.

For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.

by Lobo1492 August 1, 2020