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cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.
His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.
by N.P.D February 24, 2009
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bollerific

when something is to good to be true.
that guy is doing more than i realize, man that is just bollerific.
by bobo December 14, 2004
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bollig

a man with an impossibly miniscule weenie
a bollig like a a grain of rice sitting on top of two bbs
by gregory ameson May 7, 2011
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Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise

A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.

Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties

Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.

Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!

Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?

Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
by Lynn Bollmeier May 20, 2009
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Bollocks

An indication of bravery amoungs men!
That bastards got real bollocks!!
by Jonnie January 19, 2005
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strawberry bollock

mine large and red hung and hairy ie a strawberry bollock
by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006
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boll weevil

Alex the big-cocked Weaver.
Hey, Boll Weevil! Don't spaff a city!
by Nate March 10, 2005
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