French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.
The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.
by KingBIV January 11, 2025
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Brad Pyles

Constantly wanting to eat after every softball game. Makes it hard to get a rhythm
by ScottMann August 12, 2017
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brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
by MegaWak March 11, 2016
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Brad casini

Master of the universe Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.. also known as Machetti , Most likely no taller than 5 foot 5 inches. In most folks best self interests that they not to be fucked with..for the most part they <~•(bradcasini)•~> are in fact Loyal true caring short Dick little fuckers that everybody loves but nobody really can look up to.. That's a fact Very small penis But that seems to have no effect women will fuckit .. everybody loves it..

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That brad casini is about as queer as a metric Crescent wrench..

When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax
by Whack*brack~it March 03, 2022
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian May 31, 2012
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Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.
I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom
by Skipenstein November 24, 2019
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