The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Stage Fright mug.When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.
Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!
by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005
Get the Blumpkin El Nino mug.when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Backsplash Facial mug.Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
Get the Mr. Hankey blumpkin mug.Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
by EmbraceTheSuck May 21, 2013
Get the Blumpkin Del Fuego mug.Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!
by high performance 5 December 1, 2011
Get the mile high blumpkin mug.While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
by Mr wood April 29, 2015
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