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Country Blumpkin 

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Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.
At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin
Country Blumpkin by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019
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Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme 

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The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.
"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."
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Mutually Assured Blumpkin 

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When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.
Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.
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Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss 

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Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.
Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.
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horse blumpkin 

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The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.
Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.
horse blumpkin by Weslitzu January 26, 2008
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Dirty Blumpkin 

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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)

John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin
Dirty Blumpkin by Hollowzero April 10, 2008
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