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Mutually Assured Blumpkin

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.
Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.
by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012
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Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.
The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.
by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012
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