blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 24, 2006

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blumpkin pie

When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.

John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.

by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009

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Fuzzy Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blowjob on the toilet while having diarrhea. similar to a blumpkin

Bro she didnt know she was giving me a Fuzzy blumpkin until my shit splashed up on her face.

by Muffdiver1993 October 13, 2009

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blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

by Shayne June 6, 2004

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The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.

Chelsea had to have a warm shower after giving her friend a most satisfying blumpkin ultra supreme.

by Stuart12345 April 13, 2007

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