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abstension

The visible engorgement of the belly following a large meal.
The bulky sweater was a vain attempt to mask my abstension following lunch at Golden Corral.
by JumboBellah November 22, 2010
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ARTention Retention

Origin of Term #1: ART + ATTENTION = ARTention

The Preponderance and Desire to keep THE ARTS in the Forefront of 21ST Century Societies by introducing innovative and unique STORY Angles via Social Media Networks regardless of (hopefully) temporary sour and dire economic Situations, thus retaining, inspiring and enabling Beauty, Creativity and Education to soar and flourish.
No matter what your ART may be: Painting, Dance, Sports, Writing, there’s a STORY behind each Stroke, Step, Swing, Scene and/or Sentence. Therefore, the easiest Way to tell your STORY time and time again…throughout the Chapters of your Life is through ARTENTiON RETENTiON.”
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Arttention Whore

Someone who randomly posts a drawing are other art piece they've made on Snapchat, solely for the purpose of getting a reaction.
Samantha is such an arttention whore. Like, we know you majored in art history, you don't have to blow up my feed with your shitty drawings.
by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017
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Ascension

The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
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Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas
"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"
by impromptuu September 9, 2021
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ansension

A person that is very hard working and has a great personality and will take any challenge and never give up.
Wow she is a real ansension.
by ARYANNA ORNELAS November 21, 2021
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Ascension School

The worlds most potent type of enema.
“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”
by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022
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