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(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

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The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

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The process of taking a jar of marinara sauce and dumping it onto your partner’s anus or vagina while they’re on their back, as well as onto their stomach, Potentially infecting them but also working as an edible lubricant. Can be enhanced with fucking them using it as actual lube.
Riddick: “Ha! Lilly and I Sauce Panned last night! She enjoyed me licking the Marinara sauce out of her!”
Creg: “I did the same thing with Beth a few months ago. It worked for a while, but now she has maggots!”
Tom: “At least Lilly and Beth were clean; Nancy was on her period and I couldn’t tell the difference, But god is Sauce Panning good!”
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

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The act of doggy-styling a partner in a collar and leash near a window. After finishing, you pick them up, with your dick still inserted, then throw them out of the window, having their leash still in your hand, and tugging on it making the leash go ‘Boing!’, snapping their neck instantly.
Johnny: “Hey Fred! I did the Bungee Boink to Stacy last night!”

Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

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