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Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020
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Categorically False
1. A term frequently used by politicians when accused of something scandalous. It means: "I did it, but as long as there's no smoking gun I will deny it completely." Most such scandals involve illicit sex, bribery, influence peddling or misuse of public funds.
2. A worn-out public relations phrase that nobody believes anymore. Nixon's famous remark -- "I am not a crook" -- sounds positively Shakespearian in comparison.
2. A worn-out public relations phrase that nobody believes anymore. Nixon's famous remark -- "I am not a crook" -- sounds positively Shakespearian in comparison.
"The accusation is categorically false!," said South Carolina Republican Nikki Haley. She is accused of having an "inappropriate physical relationship" with the governor's former press secretary.
Categorically False by Peter Kobs May 25, 2010
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catmalogen by Hobopotamus September 29, 2012
Ryan Catholic College
A K-12 Catholic College located in Townsville, Queensland. It is the largest Catholic school in Townsville. You know that you have been to the school when:
- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.
and FINALLY,
You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)
- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.
and FINALLY,
You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)
Oh, your kid went to Ignatius Park/Margaret Mary's? I assume she didn't get into Ryan Catholic College?
Ryan Catholic College by Thegeorgeuzhawtie April 2, 2015
Down Catastrophic
A more severe/extreme version of Down Bad or Down Horrendous. The term is usually used to describe someone who hasn't had a significant other or a hookup in a very long time and is just downright desperate for literally anyone at this point so that they can experience love, lust, affection, and everything in between.
Marie: "Hey, isn't this boy cute?" *Shows picture of HIDEOUS boy*
Stacie: *Throws up* "Ew Marie! You are definitely down catastrophic!"
Moral of the story is, don't get to a point where you're down catastrophic.
Stacie: *Throws up* "Ew Marie! You are definitely down catastrophic!"
Moral of the story is, don't get to a point where you're down catastrophic.
Down Catastrophic by KyeKage February 17, 2021
Raquel Cathleen Cusimano
Raquel Cathleen Cusimano by Jewshaun November 25, 2007